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fuckisonyobiscuit: for someone this ugly i sure do look in the mirror a lot

fuckisonyobiscuit:

for someone this ugly i sure do look in the mirror a lot

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using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.

using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...

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cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna...

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

averlac: why the hell are clothes so expensive? they're literally just bits of material that stop...

averlac:

why the hell are clothes so expensive? they're literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them

kanyewesticle: How do u tell someone to start a conversation with u so u dont have to

kanyewesticle:

How do u tell someone to start a conversation with u so u dont have to

More relatable on The Things We Say

More relatable on The Things We Say

Reblog if you want a bunch of "have you evers" and "would you rathers" in your ask box right now.

smokeweeedgethigh:

Pleaseee.

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eres-mi-razon-de-ser: Please :(

eres-mi-razon-de-ser:

Please :(

andreadiamond: .

andreadiamond:

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Oye, y hablando de cosas feas, ¿cómo está tu novia?

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Por qué mierda siento que si no eres tú no será nadie más.

me-gusta-como-eres: "Me gustas… ¡Jajajaja! No te creas, es...

me-gusta-como-eres:

"Me gustas… ¡Jajajaja! No te creas, es broma, ni al caso."

ultrafacts: More facts HERE

ultrafacts:

More facts HERE

HERE'S TO THAT ONE PENDEJO QUE NUNCA TE VALORO.